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For some reason, every time I listen to Maina Kageni on Classic FM, I always get something to write about. Not because I am not creative, but it’s because that guy has very weirdly interesting topics.
For those of you who do not know who Maina Kageni is, make use of Google. Haha. Just kidding. Maina Kageni is a radio presenter on classic FM and features in an early morning show.
Back to the topic. In the recent past, there was a debate on just how much (and how frequent) a couple should bang. Simply put, where does one draw the line between too much sex and too little sex? Or should I say “oversex” and “undersex”? Haha.
Like listeners always do, they called in to contribute to the topic. My goodness! BOY OH BOY! Do I love Kenyans or what!
One female listeners called in saying that she’s been denying her man “cherry” for 8 months. Yes! 8 months. Okay. That’s not what she said. To quote her exact words, she said THEY had not been having sex for 8 months. Well, that’s what she thinks. Honestly speaking, she is either naïve or very stupid.
I am a man, and as far as I am concerned, she is the only one who’s not getting lid in that relationship. You do not deny a man sex for that long and expect him not to get it elsewhere. Oh! Wait! You actually think he is attached to your snatch?? Sigh. Get a life.
Next was another female who called in claiming she’s not been banged for 20 years! 20 horny years. I’d hate to be her.
Then the best part came in. The guys started calling!
So some male listener claimed that he is too saved he can actually spend a night with a nude lady and let her be (PS:by let her be I mean he wouldn’t try and fuck her clothes back on).
Dude, who are we kidding? As long as you are a sexually active male with fully a functional rod and pair of gonads, that will never happen. Well, unless the lady is painfully unappealing.
I couldn’t wait for a nymphomaniac to call in. but I knew it wouldn’t be long before one did. I was right. A man called in claiming he does it every f*ck*ng day! Now that more like it *evil grin*!
Need I say more?
Anyway, at the end of the show, it was pretty obvious that everyone has a time frame for sexing. But then, (most) men wouldn’t mind doing it daily.
Oh! And to the ladies, a real woman never lets her man leave the house hungry or HORNY!