She walked into the class with an aura of somewhat fear, but it was pretty obvious she was relieved to know that she was just dealing with lower forms. The younger elites of the school.
If only she knew how wrong she was.
Her scent filled up the classroom. Boners were formed instantaneously as every Tom, Dick and Harry veered off into fantasy world. We all gazed at her as if she was some alien with a golden head and diamond teeth.
She placed the books she was carrying under her arms on the table and scanned the entire room in one swift glance before proceeding to introduce herself.
“That’s unnecessary” I silently thought to myself. “We know who you are already. Show us what you have instead.”
As if on cue, she turned around, and wrote something on the blackboard. I bet it was the date or something. Okay. I don’t know what it was because I was too busy ASSessing her rear. She was packed to capacity and the temptation to enquire how she was able to walk around with all that was killing me.
This lady was such a teaser. She did not give us ample time to gawk but no one complained. We all knew that there was more than enough time to check her out. The term was still young anyway.
“Now that you all know my name, I would not mind knowing your names. Let’s start here” she whispered in a somewhat sexy tone pointing at the class geek who had the privilege of sitting inches away from Aphrodite.
He was caught unawares. I bet he was still marvelling at the perfect art of nature standing in front of him. That low neck blouse she was wearing was not helping either. The lucky bugger had peeked and got a taste of the heavens sitting on Aphrodite’s bosom.
He eventually came around and managed to blubber his name.
Before I could know it, the guy sitting next to me tapped me on the shoulder.
It was my turn.
Damn it!
“Wengine washajiintroduce?” I asked feeling a tad too stupid. “Eeh. Ni turn yako msee” he responded as I shot up from my seat.
“It’s okay you do not have to stand up” she said coyly smiling at me.
“DUDE! Did you see that? She smiled at you!” came the voice of the guy with red horns in my head. I smiled back at her and resettled back to my wooden chair.
“Ahem” I cleared my airway and leaned forward looking her straight in the eyes.
“My name is Nick. Muthumbi Nick.” I said with the deepest voice I could summon from my maturing voice box.
She squinted slightly, raised an eyebrow and smiled back returning my burning gaze. “Hi Nick. What’s your favourite subject?” she asked in her signature (teasing) tone.
“English. But I just dumped that for chemistry”, was the response.
The whole class burst out in laughter. They already knew how much I hated chemistry yet there I was confessing my new found love for the subject. It was the lie of the year.
“Well, Nick. In that case, if you need any help I am available”
Huh! Available? I love it when stuff I want is available. *psyche*
“Thank you madam. I will definitely ask for help if need be” I replied meekly as she signalled to the next guy to introduce himself.
That was just the beginning.
Continuation please?
Haha.. Valerie dear. But I cannot. Oh wait… I just might do it.