THEY OGLE TOO

Now all ye women. Pull up a seat, gather your butt on that ass-rest and calm your titties.

I want to make this clear.

We ogle. every now and  then. As a matter of fact, it takes me approximately 0.1 seconds to undress you. If you don’t like it, walk naked and save me the agony of doing it n my perverted head.

You see, men are visual creatures. We look, we see. Then well, we stare. That’s just us.

In any case, of what use is that cleavage if it cannot make a man switch  from intelligent to dumb  faster than it takes you to pull your low cut neck blouse lower when your boss walks into your office to discuss about your promotion?

Anyway, that is far from what I want to talk about today.

Come to think of it. Do women ogle?

Hell yeah they do! As a matter of fact, research shows perversion in women is more rampant than in males.

A woman will stare at you with zero chill.

They have a fetish for crotches and chest hairs.

Now, our screwed up societal norms make it so clear that it is rude for a man to stare at a woman.

I hear it is called “sexualizing” the woman.

But then, the same norms deem it sexy when a woman to ogle at a man. Please note the difference in intensity. Yes. I did that intentionally.

Darn it!! It is just not fair.

Yeah yeah yeah! I know all these frustum wearers are now sharpening their claws (read fake nails) ready to bash the hell out of my chauvinistic self but i’m not done with y’all hypocrites yet.

I dare a woman to come forward and prove that women do not ogle.

Did I mention that it is too bad in women that they even ogle at fellow women? How many times have you caught your woman staring at that sexy lady with an ass to die for? Then out of guilt (or jealousy),”She looks good” your woman coos, thinking you are dumb enough not to know that no one has a face on their backside.

Then when they stare at men, they do it so craftily. NO woman  wants to be branded a pervert. And when caught in the act, they will complement you feeling guilty as fuck!

Now ladies, I don’t think there is anything wrong with staring at someone you wouldn’t mind nutting deep within you. haha.

The problem kicks in when you label me a pervert for staring at your titties (even cows have those) yet I  know pretty well you are dying to see what material my fly is made of.

Go ahead and relish on that eye candy. You will not catch an STI.

But whatever you do,NEVER sneer at me for appreciating what the good Lord bestowed unto you so skillfully. That’s disrespectful!

I may rant all day about this but I’d rather get the hell out of here before some religious sycophants go “Nick hunting” !

So, ladies and gentlemen, here is proof of what I am trying to say.